Ahoy Crew Members!
Hope all is well and Labor Day provided no excess labor. Never understood why they call it Labor Day when the whole point is to AVOID work. It’s like calling Memorial Day Forget IT ALL Day or Thanksgiving Ticked off Day. They should name Holidays so that they make more sense. Heretofore, New Years Eve should be Drink Like A Fish Day, as should Cinco De Mayo and St. Patrick’s Day for that matter, and President’s Day (here in the ol’ U.S.A.) should be Celebrate The Slimy Two Faced Liars Day… You should be able to promise anything you want on that day, only if you intend to never honor it.
Speaking of Slimy Two Faced Liars Day, Obama is at it in the background on my TV right now. He must’ve said ‘You must pass this Bill immediately!’ like ten times already. Sounds worse than a used car salesman. ‘Sign right here, don’t read it, NO-NO-NO, I SWEAR there’s nothing in there you could object to. We’ll put money in your pocket, we won’t TAKE it, not at all…’
Whatever. I’m so sick and bored with it, it’s not even funny. He and so many others like him are why we’re where we’re at. He was going to end the war… ANNHHHHH… Not so much. You lose, please try again. Fix the economy. ANNHHHHH… Not so much. You lose, please try again. Bring resolute change and fix America and the world! ANNHHHHH… Not so much. You lose, please try again. Actually, please don’t try again. Sick of the lies.
In this new rant/Presidential Speech, he’s going to: Fix the economy without hurting other economies, bring in new jobs without entering the private sector, importing, exporting, or changing anything, decrease troops abroad while increasing active troops, end the war on terror while making America safe, making sure troops have work but not guns on foreign soil, increase benefits while decreasing taxes while bringing in more money while raising taxes, but only on people who want taxes as he eliminates all taxes from mankind permanently, he’s converting to Christianity, Muslim, Judaism, and the Tiki Tiki wasabe cult (as they have .000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of the vote in Danville, Virginia, population 37,412), and he promises free pancakes for everyone each and every sixth Monday of the month for those who like pancakes, though he by no means in no way shape or form means any insult to those who enjoy crepes or flapjacks, and promises that he will have the Star Wars saga re-made so Darth Vader is a good guy who just likes flashy space ships, there will be no plot line or story line, the Jedi will simply be happy and content and perform cool lightsaber tricks for no reason whatsoever, and Jar-Jar will be completely eliminated from the story line. I’m for the Jar-Jar elimination stuff, but the rest of it is hollow politico BS he and so many others have shoveled for years, so much so, we’re all numb. So they win.
But this is not a political speech by any means, he swears it, NOOOOOOO, not at all. He’s not saying all this crap RIGHT now as we enter election season because its what people want to hear, though it’s all a lie, simply because he wants to be re-elected. Nope, he woke up last week after a few years in office and JUST now realized, ‘hey, wait, the economy sucks, people are out of work, we’ve robbed them blind and they have no money left and nothing works and no one can afford food or gas. Damn. I better make a speech so all this crap is fixed right away!’
Blow hard.
Okay.
Enough political cripe, onto Litmock stuff. Thanks for all the well wishing for myself and Star on the new Baby, seriously, we appreciate it. We are still running the new contest, have a few people close but no winners. Here are the parameters:
Whoever posts the next 10 posts and has 250 Brain Points will win $50, 7 posts and 200 Brain Points wins $25, and the next 2 people to send me a print screen proving they gained 150 brain points win $12.50 apiece. I posted an example of how to show me your points here. SO let’s get to it. Win some dough!
On an excellent side note, Sonja Herbert (our own frauherbert) has received a publishing contract on a book idea she once posted here. The publishing house is called Cedar Fort in Utah. There is no publication date as of yet and it only has a working title (Cross and Carnival) right now, but we’ll keep you all posted so anyone from Litmocracry can buy a copy when it’s available. I know I will. I’m looking forward to it. If anyone else has news of their prodigious literary efforts, lemme’ know and I’ll pimp it. More news later this week.
Until then, Thank God For Football,
Don