Honcho Dave. The size of the picture file for my profile is rather small. I am unable to post a picture. Maybe that is a good thing. Also the esoteric, maybe there is a better word, way one can post a story is still dumfounding me. In 25 words or less how can a simple person post a simple story in litmocracyland? I’m ready.

1. Login.
2-10. Pick ‘Short Story’ from Table of Contents at top.
11-13. Vote five times.
14-19. Pick category from ‘Post’ at top.
20-23. Enter title and story.
24-25. Hit submit.

Sorry it took me so long to get back to you.

Heya.
Obviously I’ve figured out how to post by now, but I still haven’t figured out how to read all the
comments on a given submission.  Only the last two seem to show and I don’t know how to see the ones that were made before.  This is somewhat embarrassing as I am supposed to be a tech support person, but I’m used to being somewhat embarrassed….

I’m sorry, the comment stuff needs some work.  As it is now, you only get to see two until you’ve voted on all of them.  I’ve been meaning for a long time now to fix it so that you get to all the comments, and the top-10 would show up in the ranking table at the bottom, in chronological order if you haven’t voted on them, and in your order if you have.  Someday…

Too complicated.  I thought I HAD voted on everything in sight.  Not to worry.  I swear, I’m doing this fridge magnet thing… it’s just (sob) February.  (Just you wait!)

Ok Julianyway,

we’re in March now so I can answer without fear of falling asleep at the first senten…zz…..zzzzzzzzz….huh? Oh sorry, only March 3rd here, bear with me.

So it’s really easy, all you have to do is…..zzzz…zzZZZZZZZzzzzz…

I can’t figure out why I can’t get anything done.  It’s the slant of the sun.  We’re not getting enough vitamin D. 

It will be OK.

Everything will come out in the wash.
Now all I have to do is… uh… the wash!