As the self-appointed Team Lead of the newly invented (by me) Complaints Department, I hereby invite all and sundry to post their complaints here. 

The complaints, so far as I am concerned, need not absolutely HAVE to be about Litmocracy or Literal Translations.  If you want to complain about your breakfast, or next-door neighbour, it’s OK with ME.  Dave is the King around here, though, so he might have a complaint about it; if so, he’s come to the right place! 

The motto for this thread is (per my years as an inbound Technical Support Provider):

“Complaints Department—WHY should I help you?”

Looking forward to fielding your complaints,

Julie
Complaints Department Team Lead

Great, now NOTHING works.  Dave, I have a complaint.  You had better letters than me.  Aghh.

Oh, ok, Julianyway hun, you really want me to start here?
I mean REALLY?

*fumbles for the key to the lock on the dusty and overfilled complaints box*

If you don’t reorganize once in awhile, it will get even more out of hand.  Pandora’s box would have been no problem if she had been tidier in the first place.

hahaaaaa you’ve asked for it!
This calls for a submission actually, cauz I think I can fill up a whole story!

- Pandora the failed housekeeper

You go, girl!  (Be warned, though—I will complain that due to Dave’s new system I will be unable to rate it properly).