Ummmmm…..... I’m pretty sure it’s about a stolen spitoon and a subsequent battle for its possession, but maybe I’m not reading between the lines. Whatever, It’s the best thing I’ve come across here thus far.
There is no “between the lines” with this poem. It’s meant to be silly fun and read aloud with a thick Scottish accent. If anyone tries it, please let me know by posting it here. And thanks so much for the kind words.