Lucky me.  Imagine my surprise when I found my Litmocracy account (Money Litmo owes me) is bigger than earned by me.  While this may be a problem for the bean counter(s) to fix, I sure hope you take your sweet time and let the balance grow to an unearned million bucks so that I can buy a longer life with that cash.  My balance should be 13 dollars and change, not the 39.00 plus it has available to me at this writing.  Please fix this oversight, as I can not even get the account to open.  Make my new balance $ 238,318.24 and I will disappear back into the piney woods from whence I first came to Litmocracy.

Seriously, an inaccurate balance is tempting to steal, but not by Green Fingered Skinner -a media whore with millions of his own.
Oh, snap!  Does this comment point out a correction that helps Litmocracy be a better run enterprise?  In that case, please correct my account balance, and then add the finders correction/suggestion fee to my new balance.

Wow.  Who knew a writer could make money in more ways than one on this site.  Tighten up the accounting procedures, boys and girls.  Or someone like me may own this site by next month.

Your newly enriched friend,
GFS

Also, I can not return to forum home from forum, by either clicking on new Logo, or touching forum home words.  Problem prevents getting to main page to read new posts.  AND another thing, If I can’t read contest post and then post a comment that I found it, how can I be the first to do so?  Just curious, George

You’re a good man, Green Fingered Skinner, but you just got a few pieces voted into the new Lit Trans and you won the first leg of the contest, I think your balance might be correct. If not, I’ll leave for Dave to address. We don’t count beans though. Radioactive sheep maybe, but no beans here!

I hope no one minds if I silently fix all these problems while everyone discusses them…  I kinda like the behind the scenes… scene…

I don’t mind, just don’t be sneaking around behind me. And no midget clowns back there. They still freak me out.