Monday, June 23, 2008

Bonus Philosophy 101 Question

Category: Issue 14

You’re standing on the corner trying to decide whether to push granny into oncoming traffic or help her across the street.  You:

a) Add up the hedons and the dendrites and commit the act that utilizes the maximum number of free radicals. 

b) Push granny into oncoming traffic.

c) Help granny halfway across the street and succumb to indecision.  Let the chips fall where they may. 

d) Wake up in a cold sweat. 

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