As the owner of the site, I hereby declare that y’all have to file a document every year indicating how much you’ve written.  The document will instruct you as to how much of your writing you must submit when you file.

If you fail to file the document, we’ll put a lien on your Internet connection, and we may install some garnishment software to collect some of your sentences.

If you write to express someone else’s thinking, it is deductible, but you have to get a statement from them that you’re actually writing their thoughts and not your own, and they have to be registered as a 501-c or some other kind of illiterate person whose relationship to the written word is necessarily mitigated by others.

Knowledge of this new rule is the responsibility of each member.

Open up the floodgates… Here come the immigrants, agents, copy cats, and lawyers… soon they’ll be creating writers that have no real thoughts, but look good in or out of a bikini, then next thing, we’ll all be voting on who the best potential writer is, although we’ll never actually see them write… we’ll just know that they look good… in or out of a bikini!