Friday, December 31, 2010

Dueling Adverts

Category: Issue 21

For Sale:  Old Goat.  Oversexed. Annoying.  Delusional.  Has one track mind.  House trained.  Internet capable.  Bleats in five lanugages.

Contact:  Ma Skinner @ 601 783 0911

For Sale:  Used woman, sexagenarian.  Still covered under manufactuers warranty.  Drinks coffee, chews tobacco. Comes with monogrammed spitoon.  As is/Where is.  Will trade for twin thirty-year old sisters.  Obo.

Contact: Pa Skinner @ 601 783 0119 Anytime, night or day!

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Old Comments

  • ...bleats in five languages really got me going. Thanks for the laugh GFS!

    Posted by StarLizard  on  12/31  at  05:04 PM
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