Friday, December 31, 2010
Dueling Adverts
Category: Issue 21For Sale: Old Goat. Oversexed. Annoying. Delusional. Has one track mind. House trained. Internet capable. Bleats in five lanugages.
Contact: Ma Skinner @ 601 783 0911
For Sale: Used woman, sexagenarian. Still covered under manufactuers warranty. Drinks coffee, chews tobacco. Comes with monogrammed spitoon. As is/Where is. Will trade for twin thirty-year old sisters. Obo.
Contact: Pa Skinner @ 601 783 0119 Anytime, night or day!
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...bleats in five languages really got me going. Thanks for the laugh GFS!
Posted by StarLizard on 12/31 at 05:04 PM
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