I wrote this to my boyfriend tonight.
Then I reread it and started worrying about whether people would think I was Stalking Dave, or something. 
In conclusion, I would just like to say that although I am not stalking Dave (and have no idea what that would be like, now that I think about it), I still think the site rocks.  And if “rock” can be a verb, then anything is possible.

Hey wait a minute.  I can’t edit my comments on the site.
You can edit the literary attempts, but you can’t edit the comments!  You can preview them and submit them, but you can’t change them. 

Oh dear, this is the last time I make a comment.  What, for example, would happen if I were to make a spelling mistake???? 

I can’t handle this.  I’m going to make a nice piece of toast and think about something else for awhile. 

Big snowstorm here, looks like Christmas.

You know, I was just thinking…

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Thanks for the kudos.  I am a happy boy now.

Oh, by the way: 

Please send suggestions for cheap Christmas presents.  I don’t mind making them at home by myself, but each present should take no more than two hours and $10, depending on how many friends I have, how much energy I have, and how much I (respectively) like my friends and myself.

Please hurry, as Xmas is creeping up on us, only to slink away with its tail between its legs, giggling because we bought stuff for people, and they didn’t even want it.