Monday, May 14, 2012
Humbug Carol
Category: Poetry/LyricsHumbug Carol
Christmas trappings make me nauseous
Christmas shopping, Christmas lists
Christmas packing, Christmas wrapping
Christmas cards and Christmas gifts
Christmas trees and Christmas presents
Christmas turkey, Christmas pie
If Jesus wasn’t dead already
One look at Christmas and he’d die
So trim the tree and hang the stockings
Join your neighbors at the store
Go and charge it on your Visa
Max it out and shop some more
Tis the season to be jolly
We’re all jolly now i guess
I am jolly are you jolly?
Jolly’s another word for stress
Here comes Santa and his reindeer
He’s the fat guy in the sleigh
Somehow he fits down a chimney
At least that’s what the children say
I wish that people would stop saying
Merry Christmas all the time
if you want me to be merry
Just shut up and I’ll be fine
Christmas trappings make me nauseous
Christmas shopping, Christmas lists
Christmas packing, Christmas wrapping
Christmas cards and Christmas gifts
Christmas trees and Christmas presents
Christmas turkey, Christmas pie
If Jesus wasn’t dead already
One look at Christmas and he’d die