Automated Compassion
I just finished installing a small feature which will let you all know when your submission falls out of the top-10 in its category. In light of a recent conversation with Cyber in the forums, I want to point out that my selfish reason for adding this feature is to get more exposure at Duotrope and help remind folks to come back and check out the site.
Please watch out for any strange behavior when posting because the way the site works, every time you post, one of these rejection notices is supposed to get mailed out. Let me know if you have any problems posting, or if one of your submissions that is currently in the top-10 reports “after tenth” (on the “permalink” page) and you never got an email.
Also, I did my best to write a good email that you all won’t mind getting from time to time even though it’s discouraging news. Here’s the template, and if you have suggestions on improving it, I’d appreciate them:
It is with great sadness that Litmocracy has to inform
you that your submission is no longer in the running. If you’d like
to see other pieces in the category, use this link:
http://www.litmocracy.com/weblog/C26
We hope that you will continue participating despite this setback.
Almost done!
February, I mean. It’s almost over. I always long for Summer during the Winter and I’m thankful for the warm sun on those days when it shines and I can sit outside and let it warm my skin. For those in Australia and other upside-down places, I guess I should apologize for being so hemisphericentric. Maybe you could come up north and enjoy Summer with us?
Featuring The Big Ones, by Les Dalgliesh
I knelt in silent awe before the oracle
My pockets stuffed with questions categorical
I pulled out one or two
She said, “This just won’t do.
I cannot answer these
They’re all rhetorical.”