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Don stalked across the room.  He raised his gun, and fired.  Whups.  Just blew some ammo there.

Just checking the controls on the PC, heh heh. 

Alrighty, then.
Don stalked across the room.  This time, he went into the side door, to make sure he hadn’t missed something.

Sure enough, he had missed something.  There was a loud, gutteral roar, and a large, pink monster attacked him.  Damn.  He hadn’t been ready for that. 

Dead again, he returned, not quite out of energy, and with renewed ambition.  He’d thought he was lost, but as it turned out, he’d found a Challenge. 

There’s nothing like a good game.
You can save your games.  God knows, you can save your games.  At least I don’t have to make it through the Jungle again, he said to himself.  I wish I could save my LAST LIFE. 

Okay, this time I’m doing it properly, he said, although no one was listening.  He was just bopping to the excellent music that somebody had written to accompany, well, him. He was alone in his room.  No one cared.  Hot in the room, it was.  Nice music. 

It made him feel like shooting something.

Don stalked across the room.  This time, he went into the side door, to make sure he hadn’t missed something.

BANG. Shit. Dead. 
Start again.

Julia - you’re crazy - but I love ya!

Where do you live? I’m in Norfolk England.

lww

I’m coming over.  I hope you don’t mind.

By the way, how can littlewhitewolf be a Newbie?  Doesn’t make sense.  Precedes ME. 
Well, I’ll figure it out and set things to rights when I get over there to her house.

(Julie the stalker)

Yar

guess this got in the wrong forum somehow  

I guess you gotta know I’m a girl? Now what would you do after you’ve stalked me? brread and bread ain’t no fun

Dave, helllup!  littlewhitewolf is—well I know I started it but— (I think she’s crazy.  Pssst, Dave?)

What forum IS this supposed to be in??

I thought you were serious, ha ha ha ho ho hee hee.

Oh, by the way— I just like your writing.  IF (and I do mean IF) we were going to be sane about anything.
You had BETTER be a girl.  (My whole perspective on life will be shot if you’re not, but hey, if you’re not, I suppose I can live with it.)
Seriously, though, I’d like to come over, and you’re welcome over here anytime.
It’s too cold here in Canada now; come in the summer.
Also you would have to evaluate your attitude towards poodles, in advance.
There is no compromising about poodles. 
That’s all! 

J.

Good grief.  I forgot to mention that I’m heterosexual, and female.
I’m not sure if that matters anymore. 

(She moaned.)

Bang. 
Shit.
Dead. 
Start again.

Ahem.  I am here to help.  I’m heterosexual too, but male, and married, so I don’t think I can help with the umm… lunch plans?

She’s not responding.  I think she’s hiding.  Maybe in a little white sheep suit.