hey

someone waved a carrot in front of my face and ended up here
still no carrot though

any leads?

Two carrots, actually.  Once you’ve got five submissions in your list, post something good and if it’s good enough, it’ll get into Literal Translations and earn you a few bucks.  The other carrot, the big carrot, is for an unpublished book.  Click the “Back to the Workshop” link above, and then look under the “Contests” menu for more info.