Very rarely does a piece of writing make me laugh out loud. And I don’t mean that I LOLed the way so many people who have lost the concept of expressing their emotions because of technology overload. I mean I literally laughed out loud. Thank god I didn’t laugh my head off, although I guess I did, figuratively. Thanks for the laugh, and keep em’ coming!

Made me fricking pop a pants button, blow out a zipper and spit wine out my nose. The bad thing is I wasn’t drinking wine. I was eating grapes. I’ll be sure to read it again and again when I get back from the emergency room.

Very chuffed that it made you giggle I sent a version of this to a poetry contest called the Wergle Flomp Competition, so fingers crossed. deminizer - If your nose can ferment grape mush and turn it into wine, you could potentially make a lot of money….

Yes, if I wouldn’t stop consuming all the wine!

Hilarious. And it really illustrates the daily aggravations of a relationship. Keep up the great work.