Congratulations.  Second post that made me laugh out loud.  Of course I’m aware of your comment about ranking merely reflecting member’s appetites for ninjas and zombies, so maybe that was helpful.

Don’t you know that pirates always trump zombies, even hot ninja zombies?

Now if we had hot pirate zombies who also specialized in ninja skills, we’d be totally smoking.

Very funny post, in light of your earlier commentary.

...Ahem….now if we had a one(1)eyed suicide king/ninja….whooooooop….hot as hell vegetable/mom/(catching a breath)...anarchistic capitalist (jumbo shrimp??? hrmph…)ffffakkke1234567…....eeemoshun-alll…KITTEN….
I’d be in to that, myself…

That’d have to be a bonsai kitten.

Okay, gang. I dare you to post a pirate/kitten themed writeup and we’ll see whose rankings clobber who.

Let’s have this little competition in FreeForAll.  I moved deminizer’s post here.  I can move them to Short Story if somebody provides a good reason to.