LOL. I love it, I’ll be laughing out loud thinking about this over the next few days, I’m sure. It would have been a good addition to the humour category, too, but I’m just glad you posted it. Totally changed the tone of my day.

That’s a story after my own heart. Lay off the adverbs though. (smiled so sweetly,grinned widely)
He smiles and asks…
Jay grinned as he took another spoonfull…
keep it simple, it flows better.
“ASStrnomical event”... I laughed out loud.
Thanks

I agree with Winona. This story should be in the humor category, cause after all, it’s pretty funny. I hate to say that because It will be competing against my own stuff, but I can’t live with myself if I’m not honest. Once again, nice job.