Love Letters to my Flatmate

Category: Poetry/Lyrics

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
We’re all out of milk
and margarine too.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue (not pink).
Stop leaving clumps of hair
in the bathroom sink.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Why the f**k would you leave your stupid homemade moisturiser in the fridge?
I thought it was salad cream!
I took a tuna and moisturiser sandwich to work!
You suck!

Posted by Cora Broomfield on 05/27 at 03:10 PM
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Love Letters to my Flatmate

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