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By deminizer on 2012 05 09

uhm…. HEY! I’ll have you know I’m worshiped in some pygmy nation as a god of disorganization or something. Can’t remember exactly what it was and I don’t remember where I put the stupid award notification letter anyway. Still, watch it, or I’ll sick eek-ookglock-click-ack-ack-ook, the 3 bone lip ringed pygmy voodoo queen of the tribe on the lot of you. She’s rather erudite, but has a mean streak nonetheless. Pffffff….

From the entry 'Proposal for putting together a litmocracy store...'.

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By deminizer on 2012 05 06

How do you know that the cats aren’t government agents? I have my suspicions about felines and my feelings towards government agents are well known. You can just never be too sure.

From the entry 'Why Things Matter'.

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By StarLizard on 2012 05 06

Julianyway, where did you ever find this necromantic post? For a second there I thought my voting had skipped a submission­.

From the entry 'Proposal for putting together a litmocracy store...'.

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By StarLizard on 2012 05 06

Oi, if you guys want him…I’ll throw in a martini, extra dirty, with 12 olives…AND A FRIDGE MAGNET! (Oh, and with cell phone and chewed up by the dog charger, free of charge)

From the entry 'Proposal for putting together a litmocracy store...'.

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By StarLizard on 2012 05 05

Thanks julianyway! Glad it resonates, makes me feel less insane…or more…I think WTF sums it up.

From the entry 'Demons, Obliviously'.

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By julianyway on 2012 05 04

What do I think? Big glasses. I had glasses like that once. They were cool!

From the entry 'The Mechanic (1972)'.

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By Cora Broomfield on 2012 05 04

Thanks

From the entry 'Jewel'.

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By Cora Broomfield on 2012 05 04

Yes, I wrote both of them. I guess I have a bit of a beetle obsession at the moment!

From the entry 'Crowmarsh and London'.

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By deminizer on 2012 05 04

LOL…

From the entry 'Envy The Phoenix'.

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By julianyway on 2012 05 04

This is the second time I’ve seen the word “beetle” this evening on Litmocracy. Is this the same author? If so, advise lose one beetle or not publish both beetle-involving poems in same issue.  Admittedly, “beetle” is a great word.

I think the other one with “beetle” is better, but this one is great, too.

From the entry 'Crowmarsh and London'.

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