Saturday, December 15, 2007

The Ultimate Cell Phone

Category: Humor Winners, Issue 8

Apple, Inc., in a joint project with software giant Microsoft, along with General Motors, has announced details about the next generation of iPhone. The device will have everything that a user could want. “The new iPhone contains a digital camera, a PDA, an X-Box video game system, a full sized keyboard, an FM AM clock radio, a Swiss Army knife with three blades and a corkscrew, a GPS guidance system, automatic transmission, a/c, full time four wheel drive, a Blu-Ray high definition disc player, a three-in one printer, fax machine, and copier, a home theater system with surround sound, a PC with 2 GB of RAM and a 160 GB hard drive, a set of wrenches in both English and Metric sizes, a Garden Weasel, a pool cue, an atomic particle accelerator, the Hubble telescope, a jack, spare tire, and tire iron, a George Forman grill, the jaws of life, a paint-by-numbers-kit that allows you to paint a full sized re-creation of Picasso’s ’Guernica’, a small container of yellow Play-Doh®, tweezers, an abandoned missile silo that you can convert into a nice home, a first aid kit, a melon baller, a golf club (you choose putter or driver model), three Phillips screwdrivers that are exactly the same size, and a player piano,” said a project spokesman. “All in a unit that fits neatly into your shirt pocket. In addition, we are working with a well known clothing manufacturer to design a shirt with a pocket the size of Oklahoma.”

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